MAN FORCED TO CLEAN UBER AFTER TALKING STAGE ALLEGEDLY MESSED UP DRIVER’S CAR FOLLOWING RESTAURANT DATE

A young man has shared what he described as one of the most embarrassing experiences of his life after a date with a lady he had been getting to know ended in an unexpected and messy incident.

According to him, the incident happened in Port Harcourt when he took one of his talking-stage partners out to a restaurant. While there, the lady decided to try chicken Alfredo pasta for the first time, alongside a cocktail and other meals. The pair also reportedly had several shots of tequila before their food arrived.

Not long after eating, the lady began complaining of stomach discomfort. Concerned, the man said he personally checked the restaurant’s restroom to ensure it was clean before encouraging her to use it if she needed to.

However, she declined, insisting she was uncomfortable using public restrooms. Respecting her decision, the man suggested booking an Uber so she could return home quickly if the discomfort became worse.

As they continued chatting, her condition reportedly deteriorated, prompting her to ask him to order the ride immediately.

The man said they were only a short distance away from her residence when the unexpected happened. According to him, the lady lost control of her bowels and soiled the Uber driver’s car.

The unpleasant smell quickly filled the vehicle, forcing the driver to stop the trip. The visibly upset driver allegedly ordered both passengers out of the car and demanded that the mess be cleaned before they could leave.

The man claimed he was left cleaning the interior of the vehicle with tissues while the lady cleaned herself. Looking back on the incident, he said he couldn’t stop thinking that the entire situation could have been avoided if she had agreed to use the restaurant’s restroom earlier.

He also recalled the driver repeatedly shouting, “See wetin your madam do!” as curious onlookers gathered around and some began recording videos.

Trying to clear up any possible misunderstanding, the man stressed that the lady was not his girlfriend but merely someone he was in the talking stage with.

“In case the video eventually comes out, I’ve already explained myself,” he said. “She’s not my girlfriend. I was just trying to be a gentleman.”

The story has since sparked widespread reactions online, with many social media users debating whether the lady should have used the restaurant’s restroom, while others sympathized with her, noting that medical emergencies can happen unexpectedly and are often beyond anyone’s control.